At one precise moment on the timeline of comedy, the subversive nature of it was so comprehensive that it became uniform, conventional, and in need of total destruction. Although the late, great Andy Kaufman may never have intended to undermine and, thus, destroy the top talent of his generation, his act revealed his contemporaries for what they were: conventional comedians operating under a like-minded banner. In doing so, Andy Kaufman created a new art form.
Those of us with a seemingly unnatural attraction to Kaufman’s game-changing brand of unfunny comedy now know the man was oblivious to greater concerns, but we used whatever it was that he created to subvert conventional subversions, until they lost their subversive quality altogether.
Those “in the know” drummed up a very distinct, sociopolitical definition of subversion long before Andy Kaufman’s variety. They may deem the art form of Kaufman’s making evidence of his certifiable comedic genius now, but they had no idea what he was doing while he was doing it. There is also some evidence that they even cautioned him against going through with it.
“I see what you’re trying to do. I do,” I imagine them saying, “but I don’t think it will play well in Omaha. They’ll just think you’re weird, and weird doesn’t play well on the national stage, unless you’re funny-weird.”
Many regarded being weird, in the manner embodied that beautiful adjective as just plain weird, even idiotic. Those in the know didn’t know or understand what he was going for.
Before Andy Kaufman became Andy Kaufman, and his definition of weird defined it as a transcendent art form, being weird meant going so far over-the-top that the audience felt comfortable with the notion of being weird. It required the comedic player to find a way to communicate a simple message to the audience: “I’m just acting weird and that’s all.” Before Kaufman and those influenced by his brilliance broke the mold on weird, comedians relied on visual cues, in the form of weird facial expressions, vocal inflections and tones so that the so-called less sophisticated audiences in Omaha could understand the notion of a comedic actor just being weird. Before Kaufman, comedic actors had no interest in unnerving audiences. They just wanted the laugh.
One can be sure that before Andy Kaufman took to the national stage on Saturday Night Live, he heard those warnings, but for whatever reason he didn’t heed them. It’s possible that Kaufman was just that weird, and that he thought his only path to success was to let his freak flag fly. It’s also possible that he had enough confidence in his act that he was able to ignore the advice offered by those in the know. His admirers must also consider the idea that Kaufman might not have talented enough to be funny in a more conventional sense. Whatever the case, Kaufman maintained his unconventional, unfunny, idiotic characters and bits until those “in the know” declared him one of the funniest men who ever lived.
The cutting-edge, comedic intelligentsia now discusses the deceased Kaufman, in a frame that suggests they were onto his act the whole time. They weren’t. They didn’t get it. I didn’t get it, but I was young, and I needed the assistance of repetition to lead me to the genius of being an authentic idiot, until I busied myself trying to carve out my own path to true idiocy, in my own little world.
Andy Kaufman may not have been the first true idiot in the pantheon of comedy, but for those of us who witnessed his hilariously unfunny, idiotic behavior, it opened to us a completely new world. We didn’t know anyone could be so idiotic, not until Kaufman came along, broke that door down, and showed us all his furniture.
For those who’ve never watched Andy Kaufman at work, his claim to fame did not involve jokes. His modus operandi involved situational humor. The situations he created weren’t funny either, not in the conventional sense. Some were so unfunny and so unnerving, in fact that viewers deemed them idiotic. Kaufman was so idiotic that many believed his shows were nothing more than a series of improvised situations in which he reacted on the fly to a bunch of idiotic stuff, but what most of those in the know could not comprehend was that everything he did was methodical, meticulous, and choreographed.
Being Unfunny in Situations
Like the knuckleball, the manner in which situational humor evolves can grow better or worse as the game goes on, but eventual success requires unshakeable devotion. Some will hit home runs off your pitch, and you will knock out an occasional mascot with a wild one, but for situational jokes to be effective, they can’t just be another pitch in your arsenal. These pitches require a commitment that will become a concentration, until it eventuates into a lifestyle that even those closest to you will have a difficult time understanding.
“Why would you try to confuse people?” they will ask. “Why do you continue to say jokes that aren’t funny?”
“I would like someone, somewhere to consider me an idiot,” the devoted will respond. “Any idiot can fall down a flight of stairs, trip over a heat register, and engage in slapstick comedy, but I want to achieve a form of idiocy that leads others to believe I am a total idiot who doesn’t know any better.”
For those less confident in their modus operandi, those who are still searching for answers, high-minded responses may obfuscate the truth as to why we enjoy doing it. The truth may be that we know the path to achieving laughter through the various pitches and rhythms made available to us in movies and primetime sitcoms, but some of us reach a point when we’ve so thoroughly mastered that template so well that it now bores us. Others may recognize, at some point in their lives, that they don’t have the wherewithal to match the delivery that friends employ, particularly those friends with gameshow host personalities. For these people, the raison d’être of Kaufman’s idiot may offer an end run around traditional modes of comedy. Some employ these tactics as a means of standing out and above the fray, while others enjoy the superiority-through-inferiority psychological base this mindset produces. The one certain truth is that most find themselves unable to identify the reason behind what they do. They just know they like it, and they continue to like it, no matter how many poison-tipped arrows come their way.
An acquaintance of mine learned of my devotion to this lifestyle when she overheard me contrast it in a conversation with a third party. What she heard was a brief display of intellectual prowess that crushed her previous characterization of me. When I turned back to her to continue the discussion she and I were having prior to the interruption, her mouth was hanging open, and her eyes were wide. The remark she made in that moment was one she repated on any incident thereafter:
“I am onto you now. You are not as dumb as you pretend to be.”
The delicious moment occurred seconds later, when it dawned on her that what she thought she figured out made no sense in conventional constructs. Most people pretend to be smart, not the other way around. No one pretends that they are dumb or inferior. As she looked at me, her expression appeared to mirror mine, as it dawned on her that the epiphany was not as comprehensive as she first believed.
The pause before her second sentence gave birth to the expression every idiot strives to achieve. The pride of figuring me out faded as she realized that everything she thought she figured out brought more questions to the fore. I imagined that something of a flowchart developed in her mind to explain everything I did and said to that point, and that each flowchart ended in a rabbit hole that once entered into would place her in a variety of vulnerable positions, including the beginning. She pursued me after that, just to inform me that she was onto the whole thing I was doing, until it became obvious that I was no longer the primary audience of her pleas.
I’ve never thrown an actual knuckleball with any success, but watching her flail at the gradual progression of my situational joke, trying to convince herself that she was now above the fray, cemented my lifelong theory: Jokes can be funny, but reactions are hilarious.
The point is that if you devote yourself to this mindset, and you try your hardest not to let your opponents see the stitches, you can convince some of the people, some of the times, that you are an idiot.
Most true idiots acted idiotic before they ever heard of Andy Kaufman, but whatever it was he did opened up big old can of unfunny hilarity to us. Through him, it became obvious to some of us that the constraints we placed upon ourselves to get along in the normal world, no longer required maintenance.
Some of us bought every VHS tape, book, and album that carried his name. We read everything we could about him online, trying to discern how he became such an idiot. We learned why he chose to go against the advice of those in the know and if it was possible for us to follow his indefinable passion to the end. We followed his examples and teachings in the manner of disciples, until it became a lifestyle. Andy Kaufman led us to believe that we could confuse the serious world just enough to lead to some seminal moments in our pursuit of the idiotic life, based on the reactions of our audience.
If our goal was to be funny, we would’ve attempted to follow the trail laid by Jerry Seinfeld. If our aim was only to be weird-funny, we would’ve adopted weird-funny voice Steve Martin used in The Jerk. If we wanted to be sardonic or satirical, we would have looked to George Carlin for guidance. We knew we weren’t as funny as they were, but we reached a point when that didn’t matter to us. When we discovered the unfunny, subversive idiocy of Andy Kaufman, however, it filled us like water rushing down the gullet of a dehydrated man.
Most of our friends considered it being weird for the sake of being weird, but they didn’t recognize the depth charges until they detonated. Some didn’t see any humor involved in our bits even then. Some of them didn’t want to have anything to do with us after repeated displays of this. They were so confused and irritated that they found themselves confronted, once again, by the question of why we do it. It’s possible that the majority of us will never be able to answer that question to anyone’s satisfaction, least of all our own, but we know we like it, and we know we will continue to do it.
If your goal of the reader is to have others consider you funny, you should not follow the above advice. Instead, you should learn how to incorporate your responses into conversations by putting acute focus on the beats and rhythms of your delivery. Quality humor, like quality music, must offer pleasing beats and rhythms that find a comfortable home in the audience’s mind. After achieving that, the joke teller might want to repeat the well-honed rhythms and patterns of sitcoms and comedians that everyone knows and loves. If the joke teller leads into the punchline with perfect rhythms and beats, and executes the punchline with perfectly, the audience’s reward will be a shot of dopamine, and the joke teller’s reward is the resulting laughter.
If, however, the goal is to be an unfunny idiot that receives no immediate laughter, you still need to follow the rules of comedy regarding the beats and rhythm of humor, and you may need to know them even better than truly funny people do. As any gifted practitioner of the art of idiocy will tell those willing to listen, it is far more difficult to find a way to distort and destroy people’s perception of conventional humor than it is to abide by it. This takes practice and practice in the art of practice. It takes an ear tuned to the rhythm and beats of a conversation or situation, and it takes a lot of trial and error.
The rewards for being a total idiot are far and few between. If the joke teller manages to achieve total destruction or distortion of what others know to be the beats and rhythm of humor, the joke teller may encounter a sympathetic soul who considers them such an idiot that they take some time out of their day to advise the joke teller about the beats and rhythm of their delivery. For the most part, however, the rewards idiots receive are damage to our reputations as potentially funny people. Some might dismiss us as strange. Others may regard us as weird. Most will want to have little to nothing to do with us. Women might claim they don’t want to date us, declaring, “I prefer nice, funny guys. You? I’m sorry to say this, but you’ve said so many weird things that … I kind of consider you an idiot.”