Octopus Nuggets


Author Kurt Vonnegut acquired a new dog. At one point in their relationship, Vonnegut realized that his dog thought he was human. To give his dog a more well-rounded experience in life, Kurt Vonnegut decided to take this dog to a dog park to introduce him to the wonderful world of his fellow canines. The problem Vonnegut encountered in the early moments, and throughout their stay in the dog park, was that his dog’s fascination remained stubbornly exclusive to humans. His dog only wanted to meet the humans, and he only wanted to communicate to humans. Vonnegut was a little frustrated. He tried to get his dog to play with other dogs, but his dog only wanted to play with their owners. ‘I understood,’ he wrote, ‘for I, too, had spent a lifetime trying to understand these curious creatures.’

Adelphi Nehri

Adelphi Nehri

The moral of this story, for young, aspiring writers, is that in many ways writing is one of the freest art forms available, but the writer will experience one constraint: No matter what the subject matter is, a writer had better find a way to involve humans, if their target audience is humans. Even if it’s not, as Kurt Vonnegut found out, the writer may not want to chance it.

If the writer’s subject is going to be something relatively obscure, like the octopus, they had better find some way to tie their story of them into the human experience, if they hope to capture the crucial human being demographic. The writer may want to find a way to compliment their fellow humans for the various ways in which they co-exist with this cephalopod mollusk. The writer may want to find a zoo that declares the octopus to be their most popular attraction. They may even want to find a way to compliment their fellow humans for the ingenious ways in which they serve the subject of their piece to their fellow humans for consumption, or use them in various drug store products if there are any.

If the writer’s politics are such that they seek to condemn their fellow man for all the ways in which they harm, or destroy, the cephalopod mollusk, on the other hand, they may want to find creative ways of telling the human race how evil humans are. Humans like that.

If the writer’s research does not support such material, the writer may want to talk about their experience. Humans, for whatever reason, enjoy the talk of process. They enjoy anecdotes about how the writer grew up with an octopus wall tumbler toy, and how the writer’s obsession with the octopus grew by leaps and bounds after those formative days. Humans may want to read about some all-too human interactions the writer has had with the species they plan to cover, and how the being displayed cute, almost-human characteristics. The human interest angle is what they call it in the biz, and if a writer is not willing, or able, to add some element of humanity in their documentary, book, or essay, they may want to find another way to make a living.

  • octopusesThe plural of octopus is octopuses. The word Octopi, reports the Grammarist, “was created by English speakers out of a mistaken belief that the word octopus was of Latin origin and hence pluralized with an -i. But the word octopus comes from ancient Greeks, where its plural is octopodes, and though it came to English via scientific Latin, it was never a native Latin word and didn’t exist in that language until scientists borrowed it from Greek in the 18th century (and if it were a Latin word, it would take a different form and would not be pluralized with the -i ending).” So, while the word octopi “can’t be justified on an etymological basis, it is not wrong. It is old enough and common enough to be considered an accepted variant.”
  • Octopuses have no bones. This makes them a very tasty morsel for the many predators in the ocean. Their survival, therefore, depends on a number of ingenious tactics. The most fascinating of which is the pseudomorph. Most people that have watched a documentary on the octopus have witnessed the “inking” defense in which an octopus leaves a cloud of ink in its trail, then switches directions after that ink cloud has been left to confuse a pursuing predator. The pseudomorph is similar, but more complex, in that it contains mucus. The mucus gives the excreted defense substance a little more staying power than the typical ink cloud, and it gives the octopus enough substance to create an image. The pseudomorph, also called the “blanch-ink-jet maneuver” is what many researchers believe is a self-portrait the octopus leaves behind to further confuse the predator. It may not be a self-portrait as detailed as those Van Gogh left behind, but predators have been known to be so confused by the image that they attack it with the mistaken belief that it is the octopus.
  • Octopus’ ink can also cause physical harm to enemies. The ink, reports the Smithsonian, “contains a compound called tyrosinase, which, in humans, helps to control the production of the natural pigment melanin. When the ink is sprayed in a predator’s eyes, however, tyrosinase can cause a blinding irritation. It also garbles the predator’s sense of smell and taste.” The defensive concoction is so potent, in fact, that if the octopus doesn’t escape the cloud that they create, they could die.
  • Sodahead.com commentator states that the octopus has separate and distinct brains in each of its arms, as “two-thirds of an octopus’ neurons reside in its arms, as opposed to its brain. As a result, one arm can be sent out on a task of opening a shell fish, while the octopus, and the other seven arms, are busy doing something else. The arms even react to stimuli after they’ve been completely severed. In one experiment, severed arms jerked away in pain when researchers pinched them.”
  • gastropod_radula_(2)1322614038542When an octopus comes upon a clam shell, it immediately attempts to rip it open with its many incredibly strong arms acting in unison. If the octopus is not strong enough to rip it open, it drills a hole in the top of the clam with its tongue and injects a neurotoxin to stun the clam into opening up. The word tongue, is used here for the purpose of greater understanding, however, as the radula (the octopus’ tongue) is inaccurately compared to the tongue that we know in most other animals, based solely on its place in the octopus’ mouth. The radula has numerous, minute, horny teeth (pictured here) that the octopus grinds on food for the purpose of breaking it up.
  • The octopus has three hearts. Two of the hearts work exclusively to move blood beyond the animal’s gills, while the third keeps circulation flowing for the organs. The organ heart actually stops beating when the octopus swims, explaining the species’ penchant for crawling rather than swimming, which exhausts them. It also has excellent vision in that it can see long distances, but it also basically deaf.
  • Jacque Cousteau has an interesting story involving a friend named Gilpatric. Gilpatric decided that he wanted to keep an octopus as a pet. Knowing the intelligence and strength of the octopus, Gilpatric presumably decided that it didn’t matter how smart the mollusk was if he put a heavy enough lid on top. A short time later, he discovered the aquarium was empty. After searching through his house, he finally found the octopus going through his library book by book, turning the pages with its arms.
  • Male octopuses have a sex organ at the end of one arm, the hectocoytlus arm (the sex arm). This gives octopuses a number of options when it comes to the act of reproduction. They can do it in the traditional manner, but due to the fact that the male’s hectocoytlus arm has a funnel–mantle locking apparatus that keeps it lodged in the pallial cavity of the female, the male octopus will most likely lose that arm in the process. As a result of this eventuality, some male octopuses decide to forego what has to be a painful, and humiliating, process by simply detaching the sex arm and giving it to the female to do with what she pleases. (If this option were available to humans, some might wonder if it might solve the conflicts that arise between the genders, or if it would only make matters worse. Others claim to know human males that already engage in this process to avoid the pain and humiliation involved in the process.) Another option that octopuses have at their disposal is to build homes so close to one another that all the male has to do is stretch his hectocoytlus arm into the female’s home and hand her the spermatophores necessary for reproduction.{1} The female then accepts the spermatophores with her right arm. (Researchers do not know why it is exclusively the right arm, but they do not connect it with the reasons that most cultures will only shake with their right hand.)  
  • There is something of a contradiction concerning the male’s life after reproduction. Some sites state that the male octopus wanders off to die after reproduction, and others claim that the male will have many mates before dying. Does the male octopus engage in a flurry of reproduction, with various females, in the space in time in which it senses their fertility, or does the male’s death fluctuate within the species? If anyone knows the answer to these questions, feel free to reply to this post with that information.
  • The females can lay up to 400,000 eggs, which they have been known to hang from the ceiling of their homes in a manner that resembles translucent, beaded curtains. The mother then obsessively guards her eggs to a point that she actually stops eating. This does not lead to a death by starvation, however, as it has been determined that her body begins to undertake a cellular suicide that begins in its optic glands and ripples throughout her tissues and organs until she is dead. One could guess that this might be the direct result of not eating, but researchers insist that this is not the case.
  • Regardless when an octopus succumbs to death, or how, it appears that even if an octopus manages to avoid reproducing throughout the course of their lives, the maximum life expectancy of a wild octopus is around five years.

To the untrained eye, this invertebrate appears to be little more than a large lump of flesh, but further inspection reveals that they are an incredibly complex species that survives and thrives with a utility belt of tools at its disposal to defend and attack. And fossil records indicate that this complex mollusk may date back to the Carboniferous period, some 296 million years ago, and that these findings indicate that the being hasn’t changed much at all during this time period.

{1} Horowitz, Kate.10 Hidden Talents of the Octopus. Mental Floss. May 2015.Pgs., 36-37.Print.

 

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