Rilalities VI

Lucky is the man who does not secretly believe that every possibility is open to him.” — Walker Percy

1) A Man on the Rise: Is it possible to know so much that you’ve actually learned very little?  I met this guy, a man on the rise.  He was intelligent, so intelligent that it was almost intimidating.  We’ve all met this guy, in one form or another, and we’ve all secretly envied him.  He had so much potential that those around him couldn’t help but say, “Holy stuff!” when he would exit a conversation.

534382_543655018980917_1211806109_nI met another man that surprised me with how little he knew about matters I considered vital.  He knew so little about the things we all take for granted that I considered him a spectacle.  He didn’t know how to set an alarm clock, for example, so I showed him … numerous times.  Frustrated and embarrassed by this revelation, he stopped me and said, “Just give me a damned wakeup call!”  He looked at me with a bemused, self-deprecating, I-know-my-limits smile.  I was so shocked that I could barely manage a polite smile, until that shock wore off.  This man had obviously been cared for his whole life.  His mom, his wife, his secretaries, and all those around him had presumably made sure his clocks ran on time.  I shared this spectacle with a number of people, until I finally ran into one that knew who this fella was.  “Did you know that that man is the vice-president of one of the most prestigious companies in the world,” they said mentioning the name of the company in question.

It seemed unfair to me that the man that knew so much should achieve so little, while this near infant-of-a-man should rise to the upper reaches of our society.  The difference between the two, life has taught me, is tunnel vision.  One man focused so much of his comparatively, limited resources in one particular area, until he eventually succeeded.  The other man, superior in all ways I consider vital, had no focus, and no direction, and thus no arena in which to display his prowess.  His potential to succeed was unbound, and we all knew it.  He knew it.  The man of comparatively, limited resources, presumably learned his limitations early on, and he learned how to hone those few strengths he had to become what we all deem successful.

We’ve all seen impressive people before, but how many people do we know that are so impressive that their listeners cannot contain themselves?  Most people try to find the one thing that is not impressive about the impressive, so that they can feel more comfortable their less than impressive lives.  Most people do not say things like: “What’s he doing here?” … among us?

“If someone were to just give me half-a-(durned) chance … ” the man that knew everything would complain when I complimented him on his intelligence.  The compliment I gave him didn’t please him.  It made him more angry about his station in life.  “I just-I have so many ideas … ” he complained.  He knew so much, about so much, that he was an intimidating figure, but he had learned so little in life that he never found out how to capitalize on it.  Watching him, one was left to wonder how many learned men in history had so much trouble harnessing their talent that they were deemed a failure by those that witnessed them?  And how many lesser men learned how to harness their limited ability, until they achieved a place in history we all know well?

Catchers and framing

Catchers and framing

2) Framing an Argument: Have you ever found out that an overwhelming number of people disagree with something you’ve believed in for so long that it’s now an ingrained truth to you?  Is this issue something that you hold so close to your heart, that it pains you to learn that so many disagree with you?  The disagreements you’ve heard aren’t simple disagreements either, they’re profound, substantive disagreements that cause you to question everything you once held dear.

The first question that your like-minded cohorts will ask you is what is wrong?  Even moral issues are relative when looked at in a certain light. There are no absolutes, they will say.  You may love that answer for it falls in line with your philosophy, but it doesn’t satisfy the internal dilemma you’re experiencing, because the contradictory information pouring in is penetrating.

You simply need a course in framing, your like-minded cohorts will say.  The art of framing employs the soul of wit: brevity.  If you can frame your issue in the form of a sound bite, a lyric, one frame of one cartoon, or a couple of pictures, the world will be your oyster.  The particulars of the argument may damn you to the point of being wrong on this particular issue, but you need not worry about the particulars when you’re framing.  Your goal, in this the age of Twitter’s 140 words, is to succinctly portray your position in a manner that can be repeated, and shared, until you’re as close to right as you can possibly be without saying the wrong thing, and your brokenhearted brethren will like you for it.

3) LANGUAGE: I’ve always had a passing interest in the French language.  When it’s fluently spoken, it can sound so rhythmic and beautiful.  I was so taken by the language that I decided to take a college course in French.  It became clear to me (about a month in) that my fascination was, indeed, passing.  I still enjoyed hearing the language though, and I’ve even tried my hand at using some of the language’s more exotic words with all of the umlauts, graves, and aigues in place.  It was my goal to speak the language in a manner absent the mundane, specific-to-America renderings.  The French word for accessories, accouterments, got a hold of me once, and I began using it as often as I could.  It made me feel exotic and a little worldly when my English speaking friends would say, “What?”

“It means accessories,” I would say with a subtle amount of smugness that bathed in the exotic juices of knowing a little French.  I finally ran into a native French speaker some time later, and I couldn’t wait to give the word a test drive.  I used it in proper context, and I thought I had my elocution down.  I had also used the word for years at that point, so I felt confident in the idea that I could now say it without the effort those that had never heard the word used.

When my native French speaking friend said: “What?” I was a little taken aback.

“Isn’t that French for accessories?” I asked.

He asked me to repeat it, and when he was able to pick himself up off the floor, he informed me that most non-native French speakers should just stick with the American renderings.

elliwtch4) SELF-PROMOTION: Rarely will you read an author write, “I’d like to talk about myself now … ”  They’re usually more creative than that, but some of them aren’t.  Some of them should spend a little more time trying to creatively frame their indulgence a little better.

I recently put a book down that contained the words: “They don’t want Harlan Ellison messing around with that.”  Speaking in the third person can be funny, and some of the times it can be an affectation of funny that leaves the reader thinking that they’re about to go down an unusually funny, self-defecating (sic) path, but this particular fork in the road was not a veiled attempt at humor, nor was it eventually self-deprecating.  This was pure self-promotion.  This was Harlan Ellison telling the reader that the establishment regards him as a dangerous rascal that keeps on mucking up the status quo to a point that they believe he must be constrained to maintain their precious military, industrial complex.  They’re afraid of what Harlan Ellison might tell you, Harlan basically writes.  They do not want Harlan speaking out, because they know that his powerful words can cause unrest.  Harlan also wants you to know that the establishment, the man, doesn’t appreciate him speaking out, because they’re afraid of his thoughts, and he’s much more powerful than you know (or perhaps than he even knows), but the man knows, and they have tried to find some way of shutting him up.  Either that, or the cynic in me believes, that Harlan wants you to feel like an outsider that doesn’t know how truly rascally Harlan can be, so you may want to buy more of his books to find out.  When we buy a book, we do want to find out what an author thinks, and we’ve been tantalized by his thoughts through some other medium that led us to being so interested in his thoughts that we wanted to purchase a compendium of them, but when that author qualifies his thoughts in a manner that suggests that he believes that his thoughts are extravagantly provocative, some of us simply tune him out.

5) Quote: Recalling the fifty year anniversary of the legislation, George Will writes of President Lyndon B. Johnson’s Great Society: “In 1964, 76 percent of Americans trusted government to do the right thing “just about always or most of the time.”  Today, 19 percent do.  The former number is one reason Johnson did so much; the latter is one consequence of his doing so.”


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